why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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