Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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