if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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