what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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