I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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