I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Shame - the story of my life.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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