he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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