i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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