I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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