Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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