Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i have two assholes
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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