I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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