if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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