I hope mine doesn't look like that
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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