Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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