Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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