Christians are straight up FREAKS
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
So. Much. Porn.
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