Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Boobs are out for the taking
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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