Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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