She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
