I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
