How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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