One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
