I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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