I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
