i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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