Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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