he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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