he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
