I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
