then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
