I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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