there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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