Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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