Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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