I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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