FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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