your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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