People in love make me want to vomit
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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