the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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