ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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