I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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