wakey wakey hands off snakey
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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