she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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