Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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