if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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