youre lurking in front of me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
