I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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