but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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