we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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