I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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